Score: 9

"But that means... you hardly did anything."

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: December 4, 2008

I love you for realizing that you can do this. And pointing out Alchemy's existence to me.

(now more addressing everyone else)
The official source code Linux version of DOOM was released to the public. All Mike did was use Alchemy to compile it to flash, and add a preloader.

The reason there isn't the music, and the sound [was] buggy, is that the official id-software Linux release of DOOM had really buggy sound! Mike took all the code straight from the official code!

Score: 8

"More of a "Geek Test""

submission: Nerd Test

date: October 28, 2008

Really its more of a geek test. (+5 nerd points for knowing the distinction)

I had a few irks:
* An iguana can stay underwater for quite some time... just not "alive" you should have worded it "How long can an iguana survive while submerged in water, without any sort of external survival equipment?"
* What, did we skip 16?
* the dot-thing is stolen from somewhere else (-2 nerd points for not knowing)

Score: 8

"not bad"

submission: Florida's Crazy Laws

date: August 29, 2008

I think I just saved it, but it was right on the line, so I may have just voted 4.

Most of those aren't directly laws; the lawmakers didn't get together and decide some of that stuff directly, they are simply side effects of laws that actually accomplish something.

BTW, the preloader doesn't work/there is no preloader, that lost you a point from 9 to 8.

Score: 9

"nice"

submission: Crazy Shuttle

date: July 4, 2008

nice game, but I can't help but wonder, what's going through the students' heads when they decide to get in a car drenched in blood, often directly after seeing me run a few people over? "Hey, this seems safe, I'm sure that's just paint. That squirted out of those people."

Score: 6

"not bad"

submission: Newgrounds Interview

date: July 3, 2008

The jokes were kind of stale,and the animation wasn't great, but all in all is wasn't bad.

Right when he said "Is there anything you don't like about Newgrounds?" I thought "Yeah, this guy Tom Fulp, he's a DICK" So it's kinda funny that's the joke you went with. (But seriously, Tom, your awesome :) ) Hmm... Firefox doesn't recognize "Fulp"

Score: 4

"sucks"

submission: RagDoll Cannon

date: July 3, 2008

reasons why:
*gameplay is standard, nothing new
*I don't even have to be creative to solve any levels
*It's short. No, 5 more levels wouldn't make a difference
*21 is the best possible score, therefore, once the highscore list fills up with 21, the list is pointless
*it's not as good as a bazillion other games on NG, that don't even have a "9/10" or 4.5/5rating. Fortunately, you don't have a 4.5. (I just gave you a 2, by the way)

Score: 2

"sucks"

submission: Breakout Master

date: June 15, 2008

Even if it was well coded, it burned my eyes to look at
but it was buggy, so you got nothin'

but I'm a sucker for breakout, so you get 1/5

Score: 10

"I liked it"

submission: Wasted Sky

date: June 14, 2008

Vector-traced ships & such would have been nice, but whatever. It was fun

Hey, it had the same digitized explosions as Darnell's Pyro 101! That was HAWT!

Score: 9

"meh"

submission: Podz 2

date: June 11, 2008

The simplistic design was nice, and it seemed well made.
My only compliant is that it get boring.

Score: 10

"Meh"

submission: Robert, the valient elf.

date: March 22, 2008

I'd normally give this an 8, but like jam3go said...

It's to inconsistent, the pixels in sprites & text are different size, the numbers are vector, and the menu is Technicolor.

Besides, TRIcolor? It'd be two or four colors. duh.

I kinda want to make this for the GameBoy (ROM), can I?