Score: 10

"DUDE!"

submission: animation excercises

date: March 22, 2008

You're amazing!

Score: 10

"Fantastic"

submission: SHIFT

date: March 22, 2008

A fantastic game, but is a little buggy

On one level, you can land just to the left of the spikes, so the game freezes.
On one level, you can get stuck so you can't suicide, and you have to start over.

Still great though

Score: 10

"I hate you"

submission: SHIFT 2

date: March 22, 2008

On other site I kept seeing "THE CC IS A LIE :(" How do you not know what the CC is?

Anyway, THE CC IS A LIE!

Great game, but I hate you for it.

Score: 10

"meh"

submission: Dad 'n Me

date: March 16, 2008

a pure button masher.
I'm not so sure that's a bad thing though. Button mashers relieve stress.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: supersoldier

date: March 16, 2008

Nice, but it gets pointless after a while

Score: 8

"???"

submission: Super Ninja Strike

date: March 16, 2008

ahh... the nostalgia... for something...

Score: 9

"good"

submission: 60 Seconds til Graduation

date: March 16, 2008

nice way to kill as minuet

Score: 4

"Considering it was you first game..."

submission: Death Wheels

date: February 22, 2008

This was great... until I got to actually playing it.

~The sounds were obnoxious
~You reacted too violently when you collided with something
~No music during gameplay
~The trees are really Zelda-ish
~Turning without moving
~Feel of the game wasn't dark enough (dark menu, has you expecting something at least slightly darker)

It was a good time-waster though :)
NICE for your first game

Score: 0

"No upside"

submission: Driving & Shooting Shit

date: February 22, 2008

This game is incredibly simple in design, and presents almost no challenge to the player. As you said, the graphics are sub-par.

While no one part of the game was horrible, it had no good points

P.S. Did any of any of you _actually_ "read and understood the guidelines for posting reviews to Newgrounds" before "reviewing", if what you wrote really counts as a review

Score: 9

"YES"

submission: Wii Are Sold Out

date: February 13, 2008

that was amazing, it got me laughing really quickly. Though it was short, and there was too much non-word grumbling.

@hittyer:
----"the only reason everybody is out of stock is because Nintendo makes to few ON PURPOSE."
no, they just make not more on purpose. There are a ton, but far, far more people want them.

----"That way they can say that their sales have been better than Microsoft's or Sony's sales."
Nintendo isn't retarded. Sales aren't measured in percentage of units sold, but either actual units sold, or profit. Take your pick, either way, making too few consoles would only hurt them.

----"Way to be lame nintendo! I mean seriously though, they could EASILY make enough wiis for everybody"
Yeah they could, but that would require setting up more factories. They could do this easily, but it means that they would commit to the Wii. If people move on, then Nintendo would be fucked. This happened to Ford with some tire years ago. It means even Nintendo thinks the Wii is a fad, and expect it to eventually fail.

Honestly, I think that the Wii is the modern "Virtual Boy", it was designed as some shit thrown together to hold us over until the next big thing, the original "Revolution" All of the Wii's advances are just what they had completed on the next one. Why else would the bring Shigeru Miyamoto in its design. Yeah, he's one of my idols, but he's a fucking cartoonist, not an console designer. But that's just my opinion.

@flashbound18 "I feel sorry for the people that ask if their are wiis in stock" Why? it took about 6 months, but eventually I got one. The last one. sometimes they are in stock... for about a day.